I has Lymes. No really, I do. I’m not even kidding. I believe in humor. After a decade of living with Lyme, I find it all to be so absurd and so crazy, that the best way for me to deal with it anymore is to make fun of it, at myself, the people I encounter, the treatments we put ourselves through, the doctors. Basically I find irony and humor in essentially every part. That is how I survive. This page is a JOKE. It’s meant to make you laugh but will probably piss people off. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Need to reach me? My email is Ihaslymes@gmail.com I can’t promise to respond. I may be sleeping, shooting up an IV or having a meltdown.